Cool Funny Sayings That Make You Laugh

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Cool Funny Sayings That Make You Laugh

It’s funny how the people you’d do anything for are the very same people to fastly turn their back on you when ever it suits them.

“Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly.” 

Interest without activity is similar to having a vehicle that is out of gas – it won’t take you anyplace. 

“Live like you golf. Don’t forget to follow through.” 

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

“Commitments don’t have to be chains. They can be rich with meaning. They can be the wings on which our spirits soar.” 

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