Funny Quotes and Saying

Funny Quotes and Saying

If you don’t think I am a princess, you’re a 100% right. I am a queen.

I miss the old days where if you liked someone, all you had to do was chase them around the playground.

Never ever get into fights with ugly people. They have literally and figuratively nothing to lose!

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked pull.

Writing is 1% inspiration, 99% not getting distracted by the internet.

When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re committed, all you see are happy singles.

Being fat is nature’s way of saying, You’re so good, I think I’ll make more of you!

SARCASM the body’s natural defense against stupidity.


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