Hilarious Funny Quotes

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Hilarious Funny Quotes


When you fall head over heels in love, you must land on your head and become stupid in love because you never see any imperfections.

If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!

When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re committed, all you see are happy singles.

Life has this funny and annoying way of making you feel guilty for things you failed to do.

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

It’s funny how you can know somebody for so long and they change right in front of you.

Stay Positive.. Remember, falling on your face is still moving forward.

Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife!

Every relationship starts with He/she’s different, and ends with He/she’s just like the rest.

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