Short Funny Quotes For Friends

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Short Funny Quotes For Friends

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

I miss the old days where if you liked someone, all you had to do was chase them around the playground.

“Our minds are like monkeys, swinging from one thought to another like monkeys on a tree. As a result, we always feel as if a sense of order, balance, awareness and concentration elude us, because we are always doing, always acting.” 

Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter. 

“See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly.” 

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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