Husband and Wife SMS Jokes in English

Husband and Wife SMS Jokes in English

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
I still have my wife…”

Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.


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