Dirty whatsapp and Facebook status quotes

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?

Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

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