2 -) Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
3 -) New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, Everybody loves only You Dear, All your Problems will be Finish It’s for You my Special NEW YEAR’S wish.
4 -) Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.
5 -) We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
6 -) New Year allows you to officially dissolve all failed resolutions and resolve yet again . Resolves come first , of course
7 -) I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
8 -) One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
9 -) New Year’s Eve, where laud acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive
10 -) A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
11 -) May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
12 -) The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time.
All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
13 -) The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
14 -) Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
15 -) It is interestingly ironic that the phrases Hitting Bottom and Kicking Butt are diametrically opposed.
16 -) New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
17 -) Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
18 -) Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
19 -) I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
20 -) Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true